From time to time I get these funny e-mails from my friend who lives for this kind of shit.  I think we all have one of those friends who continually send you funny crap… most of the time it’s really bad crap… I guess there’s no such thing as good crap… Anyway, after going through the pile of junk e-mails, which by the way includes anything from penis enlargement pills to hair restoration cream, I stumbled upon this e-mail that my friend sent me.  It’s medicine related, but funny at the same time.  I don’t know, tell me what you guys think?  Maybe I’m just a dork who laughs at anything.


A beautiful young woman with gorgeous redhair goes into the doctor’s office
and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then
she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
touched made her scream.

The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?

“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken”

—I love my friends.