After First Year Medicine Final Exams

I am really looking forward to finishing up my medical exams and going on vacation!  Damn I deserve a vacation.  Too bad the only place I can afford to go to right now is down the street to that “professional masseur’s” parlour - you know the one who’s been polluting the local water with gonnorhea - and get that excellent $3.99 special.  That’s a good special…