Life: It sucks when you’re a medical student.  I just finished an essay and about to start another one.  I’m pretty sure the first one makes no sense but I don’t care anymore.  I’m sick of looking at its ugly face all night.  Why must they insist we keep writing about crap which I might add that it’s taking up some of my valuable tv watching time.

Relationships: It sucks.  I’m single.  I think I’ve found somebody I can crush on.  I haven’t been able to do that for the longest time but I think I’m finally beginning to move on from my last relationship.  Actually, I’m ok with being single at the moment.  I don’t have time for something meaningful right now.  A romp in the sack with some unsuspecting hooker is probably all I can handle at the moment.

Presentations: SUCKS.  I hate presentations.  I just want to sleep.  I hate doing them and I hate watching my classmates put them on.  People are boring – myself included.  Nobody wants to hear your mouth diarrhoea.  Thank god it’s not contagious or maybe it is… I think I might have it right now.  Fecal vomitting anyone?

Housemates: Sucks a giant one.  You sir, failed to mention that your f**king girlfriend has moved in to live with us without paying rent and using up all the resources.  I’m f**king tired to taking cold showers in the morning and if I have to do it one more time I’m throwing her s**t out on the front lawn and burn it to hell.  OH and you guys are dirty as f**k.  Were you raised by wolves or just inbred parents?  Empty the drain when you’re done washing the dishes, clean up your bathroom because it smells like s**t, and throw out your damn garbage.  The vacuum cleaner was not invented yesterday.